Dear Frannie,

I’m so bored that I’m writing to you. Just thought you could help.

From, Rachel in Rye

Dear Rachel,

Why don’t you draw a crappy picture of yourself with cleavage and use it as the logo for a web site where you can give mediocre advice on topics you know nothing about.

Be well, Frannie

Dear Frannie,

Why do they call it a blow job? I do not believe it is a job, but a calling.

Taco Bill

Dear Taco Bill,

If you don’t believe that giving head is a job, then you have never had a johnson in your mouth.

Yours, Frannie

Dear Frannie,

Is it really true that you can go blind from playing with yourself too much?

JJ in TX

Dear JJ,

You cannot go blind from playing with yourself unless you jam a pencil or other sharp object in your eye while you’re doing it.

Sincerely, Frannie