I have been married for over 20 years. Every time I’ve taken a shower for the last 20 years my husband runs into the bathroom and peaks in the curtain and says, “Can I wash anything for you?” I think, maybe, in some very distant place a long, long time ago I might have thought this was funny once but I don’t think it’s that funny anymore. How can I get him to stop?

I’m curious…what do you think about the legalization of marijuana? When I take a hit of the mother’s little helper I have found that my baseboards have never been cleaner and my children are completely amused by the clever games I play with them.

I’m getting a divorce because my wife refuses to fess up to her evangelical family that she approves of my mistress, much less that she’s bi and happily participated. Because of her cowardice, I’ve been maligned and reviled, and no longer wish to be with either my estranged wife or my mistress, what’s the proper course of action to extricate myself from any kind of romantic involvement with either of them? I’d rather be alone than with a woman (or women) that won’t stand up for me.