Dear Frannie,

Justine in Greenwich

Dear Justine,

Don’t fool yourself, they just seem good because they are taken.

Be well, Frannie

Hello Frannie,

I recently got engaged to my boyfriend of three years “Paul.” Last week out of the blue Paul asked me how many men I had been with before him. Should I be honest? I haven’t slept with a lot of other men, I mean it’s way less than 40, but why should he even know about a time in my life when I didn’t know he existed?

Sally B. Me

Dear Sally,

The sexual partner disclosure rule is as follows:

Take the number of men you’ve slept with. In your case I’m guessing 38. Place a decimal point after the first number which will give you 3.8. Get rid off any numbers after the decimal point and subtract 1. Tell Paul you slept with 2 other men prior to meeting him. (If the other 36 men actually do show up at some point in your life, break down and tell Paul about your slutty twin sister who died suddenly in a tragic snow blower accident when you were 23.)

Be well, Frannie

Dear Frannie,

Do you ever stare at Simon Cowell and imagine what it would be like to make out with him for few seconds?

Angela R.

Dear Angela,

Yes, but I stare at our garbage man and wonder what it what be like to make out with him, too, so I’m not really picky. I think if you’re really going to fantasize about making out with an American Idol judge, you should pick Randy. I bet you $20 he’s a better kisser and his breath is fresher.

Sincerely, Frannie