Dear Frannie,

I recently experienced an epiphany and decided to convert to the Jewish faith. All was perfect until I went to the synagogue and learned that I would have to wear a little yarmulke on my head. Now, I am not so sure about this whole conversion thing. I love the religion, but this beanie thing seems like a deal breaker. What do you think?

Bless you, Burdened in Burbank

Dear Burdened,
Save your time and the money you’d spend on a yarmulke. Judging from your brief note I’m pretty sure the Jews wouldn’t have you.

Shalom, Frannie