Dear Frannie,
I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time and he patted the roof of my car and told me he had to fix the rust spots on my Golf before summer comes. What does that mean?

Andrea B.

Dear Andrea,
The only thing I can tell you with complete confidence is that you have a rusty car.

With love, Frannie

Dear Frannie,
Why would a guy with 3 grown kids, and 2 ex-wives get his trophy wife pregnant?

Stephen in NY

Dear Stephen,
Men with wrinkly old penises often try to get their beautiful younger wives pregnant so their neighbors and friends will think that they have smooth, functioning penises.

Always, Frannie

Dear Frannie,

This really kinky, but unbelievably hot guy - who used to be my proffessor at BC - just asked me to be his friend on Facebook. The last time I saw him I was in his office sitting on his lap (not kidding) when his wife walked in and said, “Paul, that slut doesn’t match your tie.” He transferred to another college the next week and I never saw him again. Would you friend him if you were me?

Katie H.

Dear Katie,

I’d definitely friend him if I were you and then see if his wife is on there and friend her. She seems neat.

Love, Frannie