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Archive for July, 2009

Text Me

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Dear Frannie,

How do you feel about someone texting while they’re having sex with you?

Janie in Greenwich

Dear JB,

If the person who is texting you while they’re having sex with you is texting you I think it’s excellent and a creative way to keep things fresh and exciting in the bedroom. If they’re texting someone else I would not be LOLing at all and I’d dump him.

Love, Frannie

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Tie Me Up

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Dear Frannie,

Has someone tied you up and not let you go? I miss your daily advice.

Sincerely, Dommy D.

Dear Dommy,

Oh, to be tied up and not let go - like winning the lottery, but without all of the money. Forgive my absence, I’m back.

Always, Frannie

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Beatiful Woman

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Dear Frannie,


I dated the most beautiful woman when she went to Georgetown, and now she lives in California and I only talk to her a bit on Facebook- but I would love her to watch my movie and just be friends with her more - any advice? Thanks - oh, and she is tall, smart, beautiful and very cool.

T Patrick

Dear T,

Be a dick to her. In my experience it seems like the dickier a guys acts the more women love them.

Love, Frannie

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