Dear Frannie,

Why do they call it a blow job? I do not believe it is a job, but a calling.

Taco Bill

Dear Taco Bill,

If you don’t believe that giving head is a job, then you have never had a johnson in your mouth.

Yours, Frannie

Dear Frannie,

Is it really true that you can go blind from playing with yourself too much?

JJ in TX

Dear JJ,

You cannot go blind from playing with yourself unless you jam a pencil or other sharp object in your eye while you’re doing it.

Sincerely, Frannie

Dear Frannie,

At one point I was a part of a codependent relationship, she always made me laugh. I would check her website several times a day just in case something new was posted, but then one day it was as if she disappeared. Where did you go? I need to laugh again.

Laughing No More

Dear No More,

So sorry, I’ve been away. I was taking a three month immersion class in the Catskills called, “How to Give Advice Online and Make a Profit!” I’m back and much better at what I do. You can look forward to me answering all of your questions with another question like, “how does that make you feel?” or, “why do you think everyone hates you?” or, “who doesn’t love a slut?”

Thanks for writing in. Remember, your are as special as you think you are.

With Love, Frannie