25
May
Toothpaste Blues
Dear Frannie,
I know this seems like a minor problem, but when my boyfriend moved in with me we started sharing a bathroom and he never rolls up the end of the toothpaste tube. I pointed this out to him and he did it for about a week and half, but he just stopped again. How can I get him to change and stick to it?
Lila B.
Dear Lila,
You would have better luck training a dolphin to light your cigarette. This is what he’s been doing for a quarter century and what he will continue to do for three more. Get your own bathroom or a get a new boyfriend.
Yours, Frannie





