27
May
Smelly Beach People
Dear Frannie,
With Summer almost upon us, I have a question. How do I deal with loud talking, overweight, smelly sandwich eating, cigarette smoking, foul mouthed, kids screaming, bad music blaring, have no clue about anything a-holes, who, without a doubt, will end up sitting right next to me and my family every time we go to the beach?! There is no one else within 200 yards of us, and these obnoxious types ALWAYS sit on top of us. Help me please!
With sand in my shoes, Beach Lover in Ocean City
Dear Beach Lover,
Fight fire with fire. Form a perimeter around your beach area with soiled diapers. You’ll be all alone. If you’re lucky your family might leave too.
Always, Frannie
