09
Jul
Who On Earth
Dear Frannie,
Who on Earth invented summer vacation? Why can’t school run year round? I’m about to drink rat poison and it’s only July 9th.
Sally S.
Dear Sally,
I think you may be onto something. If you ingest less than a quarter cup of rat poison, you would avoid death and be back on track by Labor Day. This would guarantee you a sweet summer stay in the hospital where it’s quiet and pretty waitresses in white dresses bring you food you don’t have to cook and yummy medicine.
Yours, Frannie
Cassie
OMG LOL! Just this morning I was thinking school should be year round!