Dear Frannie,
Is it really true that you can go blind from playing with yourself too much?
JJ in TX
Dear JJ,
You cannot go blind from playing with yourself unless you jam a pencil or other sharp object in your eye while you’re doing it.
Sincerely, Frannie
Dear Frannie,
At one point I was a part of a codependent relationship, she always made me laugh. I would check her website several times a day just in case something new was posted, but then one day it was as if she disappeared. Where did you go? I need to laugh again.
Laughing No More
Dear No More,
So sorry, I’ve been away. I was taking a three month immersion class in the Catskills called, “How to Give Advice Online and Make a Profit!” I’m back and much better at what I do. You can look forward to me answering all of your questions with another question like, “how does that make you feel?” or, “why do you think everyone hates you?” or, “who doesn’t love a slut?”
Thanks for writing in. Remember, your are as special as you think you are.
With Love, Frannie
Dear Frannie,
How do you feel about someone texting while they’re having sex with you?
Janie in Greenwich
Dear JB,
If the person who is texting you while they’re having sex with you is texting you I think it’s excellent and a creative way to keep things fresh and exciting in the bedroom. If they’re texting someone else I would not be LOLing at all and I’d dump him.
Love, Frannie
